Indigo can be both Tinkerbell and Butler.
─ Anonymous

That would be both terrifying and awesome. She’s changed her mind now, of course. She now wants to be either Tinkerbell, Elsa, Butler or, much to her father’s horror, Artemis.

We’re going to see which one is the easiest I think!

H x

Indigo has taken it upon herself to start planning our Halloween.

She can’t decide whether she wants to be Tinkerbell or Butler, and that pretty much sums up my daughter.

H x

"Too— Too hard for me? Who do ya take me for, Holly? Too hard, pha! Nothing's too hard for the good ol' dwarven tallents, I'll tell ya that! I'll be there, Short. Bright n'early."
infamousbumflap

Well, how is it going Mr Dwarven Talents?

H x

Have you ever played Five Nights at Freddy's? If you haven't, play it. Then make Everyone you know play it (except the children, they aren't ready for that). I want to hear how everything went down. Please, I'll love you forever.
softball-playa

This sounds ominous…if I get a spare moment I might do but I can’t promise anything!

H x

Do you still call Artemis 'Mud Boy' or 'Arty'?
─ Anonymous

Sure do. Arty when he’s being good, Mud Boy when he’s in trouble ;)

H x

Hey Holly. Haven't heard from you in a while. How are you and the family doing?
caballine-of-haven

Hi Caballine!

Yeah been pretty busy lately, what with work and kids! But the family is doing well, just recovering from a week long visit from Artemis- lovely but tiring, mainly because the kids were so over-excited to see their godfather!!

How are you? How’s Meadow doing?

H x

"Errr... well, let's just say I find roof as I go, eh? But Bwa'Kell? Ya tryin' to get me killed, Short? Ya know how I feel about goblins. Or, well, how they feel about me. But, don't s'ppose ya have many other job interviews up yer sleeve, do ya? Very well, I'll take it. And ya tell lil' Indigo that Mulch Diggums is a dwarf of his word. Er, most of the time anyways. But don't tell her that last part."
infamousbumflap

Hey, if you think it’s too hard for you I’m sure I can find a little cadet to deal with it instead. They’re always keen, bless them.

Good choice. Pop by the office tomorrow morning and I’ll sort you out. Just don’t get into any fights in the lobby this time, yeah?

H x

Is arty a virgin
─ Anonymous

the-artist-poet-weaver-of-dreams:

dearhollyshort:

lucifersblognow:

dearhollyshort:

…no comment

I did date him for a while, of course he’s not.

H x

HOLLY!

Hey, we were both consensual adults- he was curious and I was in the mood to teach him something new ;)

H x

I feel there’s a joke to be had here….one of a sarcastic nature about impressions made or lack thereof, as Artemis seems to have a very…..lets say tame Libido and agree that this is putting it mildly. Of course, then I think of your previous statement about details and Physics….and hint at the joke instead lol ….poor Artemis…even Foaly’s managed to have kids lol

Final comment on this subject: Just remember that one of Artemis’ most key features that makes him such a genius is he is a very, very fast learner.

H x

Does artemis and juliet share a bed?
─ Anonymous

….yeah I’m not answering these anymore. It’s not my place, and it’s not fair on my best friends.

Me and Trubs do, if you’re so interested in sleeping arrangements!

H x

Is arty a virgin
─ Anonymous

lucifersblognow:

dearhollyshort:

…no comment

I did date him for a while, of course he’s not.

H x

HOLLY!

Hey, we were both consensual adults- he was curious and I was in the mood to teach him something new ;)

H x