Hello, is Juliet or letterstojulietbutler okay? We've not heard from her in months!
darkdawns

Juliet is fine the last I checked, though I don’t know why she’s not updating her blog! Probably too busy with other things!

H x

24 5 8 15
─ Anonymous

24:How many pillows do you sleep with?

3. Two normal ones and then I have one special neck support one because funnily enough I’ve botched up quite a lot of my muscles in my career. Oh and Little Artemis is almost a fourth one, as he likes to drape himself around my head.

5:Who was your favorite teacher in high school and why?

To be honest, I didn’t get on with any of them. Much like my daughter (not my son, thank the gods), I wasn’t very good with authority. So me and teachers didn’t really mix. If Julius can count as a teacher, then he’d be my overall favourite one!

8:Show a sample of your handwriting:

This is done with my tablet- it’s not as terrible with a pen, though still pretty awful!

15:Things about someone that you find attractive?

Already answered (:

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2, 15, 18, 45
─ Anonymous

2:How long have you known your best friend?

Well by best friend, not counting Trouble (he gets husband title instead these days) would be Artemis. Who I’ve known for about…well it must be coming up to almost ten years now? To be honest, with all the time travelling, its hard to keep track! 

Indigo says she doesn’t have a best friend yet. This is probably true, she tends to ignore all the other kids at her daycare!

15:Things about someone that you find attractive?

Ummm…well I love Trubs’ eyes, and his sense of humour, as well as his determination. So those things are definitely attractive. His body isn’t too shabby either, thank you LEP training sessions!

18:A random memory from you childhood:

Okay, this is definitely random! When I was about ten years old (fairy equivalent), my school had a ‘dress up as your hero’ day. I was determined to dress up as my mum because she was my hero (and still is) but my mum told me I couldn’t use her LEP uniform because then I’d be impersonating a police officer. Ten year old me thought that was a great idea so instead of wearing the costume my mum had made me, I sneaked into her wardrobe and stole her uniform before school. Including her spare blaster. Which is how my school ended up needing a whole new roof..

45:Do you come from a family “of money?”

Hell no. LEP jobs do not pay spectacularly, unfortunately. I think my father’s great grandfather was sort of rich, but that’s about as far as it goes in terms of money!

Thanks anon!

H x

Holidays are almost over- now is the time to pry!

1: What is your name and does it mean anything?
2: How long have you known your best friend?
3: What position do you normally sleep in?
4: Were you a part of any “clique” in high school?
5: Who was your favorite teacher in high school and why?
6: Do you wish to travel a lot?
7: Did you participate in any sports while in school?
8: Show a sample of your handwriting:
9: Have you ever given blood?
10: Do you like the way that you grew up?
11: Do you like your siblings? Why or why not?
12: How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends?
13: Name one movie that made you cry.
14: Do you prefer to read poetry, write poetry, or neither?
15: Things about someone that you find attractive?
16: What song are you currently listening to?
17: Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how?
18: A random memory from you childhood:
19: Where did you grow up?
20: What was the last thing you watched on tv?
21: Do you think you’d make a good parent?
22: Would you like to meet any of your Tumblr friends in person?
22: What was the last dream you remember having?
23: When is your birthday?
24: How many pillows do you sleep with?
25: Do you wear glasses? If so, how long have you been wearing glasses?
26: What color is your hair?
27: Name 5 facts about your appearance:
28: What is your favorite soda?
29: What is a strange talent that you have?
30: How’s the weather right now?
31: Why did one of your friendships end?
32: Who do you miss right now?
33: Why did your last relationship end?
34: Are you still figuring out who you are?
35: Have you ever been admitted to a hospital? Why?
36: What is your favorite restaurant?
37: What is word that you always seem to spell wrong?
38: Would ever adopt kids?
39: What is your favorite kind of pizza?
40: What was your first thought when you woke up this morning?
41: When was the last time you got really really happy and why?
42: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
43: How do you start a conversation?
44: What’s a band you’ve been obsessed with lately?
45: Do you come from a family “of money?”
46: Do you have a bucket list?
47: What is your favorite series of books?
48: When was the last time you laughed so hard your stomach hurt?
49: Where do you go when you’re sad?
50: 5 random facts about yourself:
And here, folks, is why children are amazing. Five minutes before this photo was taken, Indigo was screaming at her parents about how we should get rid of her brother. And then this happened. Bliss. 
Things continue to be pretty average around here, which is a rarity for us! But Artemis has asked me to meet him privately this week, which may be a hint that things could be about to get hectic again…
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And here, folks, is why children are amazing. Five minutes before this photo was taken, Indigo was screaming at her parents about how we should get rid of her brother. And then this happened. Bliss.

Things continue to be pretty average around here, which is a rarity for us! But Artemis has asked me to meet him privately this week, which may be a hint that things could be about to get hectic again…

H x

amypoand:

*walks in 15 min late with artemis fowl text posts*

i just showed these to trubs and he snorted so hard that he scared Jasper and set him off crying. amazing. H x

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ah. well I promise that I won't let her play any violent games. I was going to do a fairy version of the human hunger games but think that might be a problem. So far its stuff like macaroni necklaces and archery courtesy of Rocky. but you would get lots of child free time.
caballine-of-haven

Ha, she’s not too into violence thankfully. Just running around a lot! I’ll have to get back to you about the camp, Cabs. I’m working from home for most of the summer anyway, and the kids have got a lot of relative visits planned already.

Plus I can tell you now that Jasper will scream blue murder if I left him at a day care. He’s a clingy so-and-so at the moment!

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Hey Holly. I see that you obviously wont be sending indigo to see Artemis anymore. That's kind of sad. Anyway i'm starting a summer camp would you like to enroll her? Its an art and games camp.
caballine-of-haven

Hey Caballine!

Ahaha I wasn’t being completely serious, don’t worry! Not only is Artemis a fantastic non-biological uncle to the kids, but also the kids would never speak to me again if I stopped them seeing Arty!

A summer camp sounds pretty cool, though! Jaz is probably a bit young for a camp, but I’ll be certain to mention it to Goo. She’s not great on the whole sitting down to do some painting though, it has to be said!

H x

But Meme, Uncle Artemis says it’s a crime to get to five years old without seeing a ballet in Russia!

And that is the last time I let Indigo spend the weekend with Artemis…